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(when introducing Seasons)
Joel: "Yeah, usually we'd say that this song is a make out song, but our mom's here tonight."
Benji: "Yeah mom, we make out, sorry."
Joel: "But, how do you think we got here?"
Benji: "Yeah, that's right! Kids, when you go home to your mom's tonight, thank them for having sex so you could be born."
Joel: "Thank you mom!"
(they said this on mother's day!)
*hands twins candy cane reindeers* "Aw this is so cute girl i wanna save it." (Joel putting it in his pocket)
"yo this is awesome i wanna eat it!! *CHOMP*" (Benji inhaling his candycane)
Benji: "What do you think guys? Will kids get over pop music? Boybands? Pop Divas?"
Joel: "Will there be Anarchy?"
Benji: "Tune in next week."
Joel: "What's with the pole?"
Benji: "I'm gonna have fun with the pole later!!" *winks at the crowd*
Some guy: "I love you!"
Joel: "We Love you too."
Benji: "We'll give you our room number later."
Joel: "I just enrolled here at Penn State, I'm majoring in anatomy. I'm gonna need some study partners for after the show..."
Benji: "Shut up, Joel. Everyone say 'Shut up, Joel'"
Crowd: "Shut up, Joel!"
Joel: "Man, I feel like I'm at home."
Joel: Hey, you're watching All Things Rock and I'm one half of your hosts, Joel.
Benji: Yes, and I am the better half, Benji.
Benji: We are back!
Joel: Back.
Benji: Back.
Joel: Back.
Joel: What do you think Benj? *referring to a post*
Benji: ahh, shut up kid!
Benji: You know, personally, I haven't had any problems with being married and being on tour.
Joel: You're not married.
Benji: ...oh
Joel: You never will be married.
Joel and Benj - "I need a Hot Girl to represent this Hot Boy here"
Joel:"For all those people who thought they were having cybersex with Benji online they were wrong, its not Benji you're having cyber sex with."
Benji:"Yeah I'm too shy anyway." (and has a huge grin on his face to say that he actually was having cyber with people online)
Benji: What's up to sum 41 too, cause those are our boys.
Benji: Hey sum 41 whats up?
Joel: My last name is sex... S-E-X ...sex
Benji: My last name is rock n' roll...actually my last name is scum **(get it benji scum, say it fast, dont say it really slow)**
PB: Ok I heard something about you and you tell me whether it's true or not. My friend said that Jordan from New Found Glory told her that you aren't really punk rock and that when you're not on tour you totally change into this like preppy kid. *Laugh*
Paul: That's so funny.
Benji: He's just mad because when I stayed at his house and his mom was saying goodnight to us and she leaned to give us goodnight kisses her boob popped out. I look the same always. Jordan was just mad cause I was laughing so hard all night. Big nipples run in the family........
**The end of the interview**
Joel: "O edgefest 2 how i love thee..."
Benji: "... with your poo poo and your pee pee..."
Benji: -puts on santa hat- "Guess who I am?"
Joel: "Ghetto Santa Claus?"
Benji: "No.. Joelyclaus!!!"
Joel: "Benji you gotta work on your material!"
Joel: We were at our friend Tim's [Armstrong] house having dinner...
Benji: Oh you picked that up Joel.
Joel: No...
Benji: You just dropped a name.
Joel: Yeah, I mean, touring in a van is hard but...
Benji: It's hard.
Joel: We'll earn our way to a bus one day.
Benji: One day.
Joel: One day we'll be in a bus but right now we're in a van.
Benji: But like, I mean, Graeme, you’re a good guy. That’s why we’'re friends and what people don’t realize is as you’'re an entertainer, I’m an entertainer, like any given day someone meets you…
Joel: There’s Benj! This is, uh, radio bliss, (imitating Benji in grand voice) "You’re an entertainer! I’m an entertainer! The world! The world!"
Benji: Hold on, you can make fun of me when I’m done making my point.
Benji: I have what you want.
Joel: You wish!
Benji: If someone falls down, you pick them up.
Joel: There are no rules, but if you disrespect the ladies, you get jacked.
Benji: I go to take a drink of my, uh, apple juice, and, uh, and as I'm, you know...drinking it, I realize everyone's laughing and it's...it's kinda warm.
Joel: And it's not so satisfying.
Benji: I drank PISS!!
Joel: Thats right! He drank urine! Pee-pee water! Fluid waste! He drank it!
Benji: I am an idiot, ladies and gentlemen.
Joel: I got all the 'hey's'.
Benji: I got all the hoes.
Joel: "Welcome back to All Things Rock. I'm Joel and this is Benji, my brother.
Benji: "I hate you."
Joel: "And we are the hosts of the best hour on MTV.
Both: "Ever."
Benji: "All right...we're so funny.."
Joel: "Before we play this next video...Benj, shut up right now. You get to read, just hold on."
Benji: "Kelly Osbourne loves this band. She was telling me when we were hanging out."
Joel: "Shut up, you weren't hanging out."
Joel: "I hope they play at my wedding."
Benji: "They won't Joel, you'll never get married."
Benji: The Rock, Joel's favorite wrestler, Joel's got a life size picture of him on his wall. Wait, it's on your ceiling isn't it?
Joel: Shut-up Benji...just shut-up...
Benji: Joel needed some anatomy lessons.
Joel: That's right.
Benji: He was all twisted up...couldn't figure some things out.
Joel: That's right.
Joel: heyyy, I can't think of a better place to be than hanging out on a college campus listening to tunes and watcing rock vid-
Benji: Tunes?!
Joel: Yeah, you know, like songs from Default..
Benji: We never use the word tunes! Rule number 4.
Joel: ..ok..
Benji: Joel gets intimidated easily.
Joel: That's right.
Benji: Joel fell off stage. He tripped.
Joel: ..this is the new vid--
Benji: It's his new most embarrassing moment..ever.
Joel: Shut up...no, you are my most embarrassing moment ever.
Benji: *in valley girl voice* The last video of the night comes from the White Stripes and I think it's rally good!
Joel: Cool...umm *laughs* yeah..
Benji: You like em too? We listen to it when we drive. It's rally good.
Joel: Welcome to All Things Rock, I'm Joel.
Benji: And I'm Benji.
Joel: Yeah..unfortunately...
Joel: Well you can go to mtv.com, you can go to the message board there..
Benji: Don't forget to do that.
Joel: OR you could go to Good Charlotte.com, there's a message board there too!
Benji: Hey GC kids. *waves*
Benji: *talking about MTV's Campus Invasion Tour* Ahh the memories, it seems like it was only last week.
Joel: ..It was only last week..
Benji: I know, you're not supposed to say that. That was the whole point of the joke.
Joel: Go to mtv.com and tell us what you think of the show.
Benji: And what you think of Joel, and if he should really be on this show.
Joel: That's right .
Joel: Every band dreams of that...I know our band does; we don't have a platinum record!
Benji: We've got platinum teeth man, sup wit that?!
Benji: I like dark videos, I got Frankenstein on my shirt.
Joel: *confused look because Benji is random*
Benji: I started buying records kinda late. I got Nirvana's "Nevermind", Rancid's first record, Joel got MC Hammer...
Joel: *shrugs* Can't lie.
Joel: I really love Dashboard, if you don't have the cd you should really check it out.
Benji: Joel listens to it and just cries, and sobs...tears of heartbreak.
Joel: We're in a band called Good Charlotte
Benji: Yes. Joel likes to mention this every time.
Joel: *acts stupid to distract Benji*
Benji: Dude, get serious. We're gonna get fired.
Benji: Heyyy, welcome back to All Things Rock, we're from the band Good Charlotte. There Joel, I said it!
Joel: Thank you.
Joel: I think if they had a California music award for show hosts, we'd win.
Benji: True! I think so too. We're really good. Well let's check out the video, and while the video is playing we can talk about how good we are amongst ourselves.
Benji: *reading a post* We also agree that Benji is the best host.
Joel: *actually believes it says that and looks at paper*
Joel: Matt filled in for him last year when he got injured in a mugging.
Benji: A mugging?!
Joel: Yes, a mugging.
Benji:...I don't know anything about it...
Joel: Go to the MTV All Things Rock message board.
Benji: And tell me how great I am!
Joel: Welcome back to All Things Rock. I'm Joel and this is Benji.
Benji: Yes, I am Benji...but I am also the giver of information!
Benji: Welcome back to the best show on MTV, and we are the best hosts!
Joel: You're very confident...
Benji: Yes! I am the best.