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It's like a fire under your ass." - Joel
"You would call 'em 'nerd'." - Benji
"Shut up!" - Joel (to Benji)
Joel: (reads post) 'Dear Benji and Joel, I love 'Seein' Red' by UL, but I'm worried that the song will get played too much and I'll get sick of it'...blah.
Benji: Shut up kid... We're gonna play it for you... You won't get sick of it. Or something like that... Erm...
"This video was shot in an old theatre... That's where Joel lives, in a dirty old theatre... 'Get outta here kids!'" - Benji
Post: Dear Benji and Joel, you guys are always fighting and I think since you're brothers, you guys should hug just once.
Joel: No. Sorry, no.
Benji: Yeah. Joel has this thing where he doesn't touch people and he washes his hands a lot.
"Bonjour biatch! Au revoir biatch!" - Benji
Benji: I personally don't find it hard being married and being on tour.
Joel: You're not married.
Benji: Oh... Right.
Joel: ...And you never will be!
"I wish we had a coffee table and a cup of water here on ATR, and I am getting sick of these tattoo designs behind me..." - Benji
Benji: I remember when we called Limp Bizkit to produce our video, he never called us back. I auditioned for guitarist, he never called back. I called his mom, he never called back.
Joel: I got a red hat.
Joel: Now, we don't have a platinum record. We don't even have a gold record.
Benji: We have a record.
Joel: I do have some gold teeth. But no gold record... Or whatever.
Benji: And I've been known to wear some platinum. For weeks, man. For weeks!
Benji (talking about No Doubt's video game): I’m buying that one.
Joel: I got Play Station 2 (points at Benji), he’s got X-Box.
Benji: Billy and Paul bought me X-Box. I think they just got it so they could play with it though.
Joel: Yeah. Thanks guys, Billy and Paul. We love you guys. Anyways...
Joel: But first, let’s play the first video for tonight.
Benji: That was good. (both laugh)
Joel: Thanks.
Benji (talking about the HFStival): Some of the bands that will be playing are Quarashi, Alien Ant Farm, P.O.D., Eminem...
Joel: Incubus...
Benji: Yeah.
Joel: Yeah.
Benji: All right, you sure about that?
Joel: ...No.
Benji (reading post): 'Do you guys read actual posts or do the writers give you something?' ...Do you think that we're puppets? I don't make this stuff. Some kids wrote these things on the message boards.
Joel: This show can't afford writers.
Benji: Do you think I write these? Here, listen. 'Benji is hot.' 'Benji is god.' 'ATR rocks.' 'Benji is cool.' I don't think I write these. We are not puppets!
Joel: No more posts for you. (snatches posts from Benji)
Benji: C'mon Joel, who's tougher?
Joel: Okay, he is. No, wait, actually we have this dog named Cash.
Benji: Yeah, Cash.
"This next video is Blink 182's 'First Date'... Joel's still yet to have one." - Benji
"This next video reminds me of my brother Joel... He used to walk around the house all the time... Always rockin' the short shorts." - Benji
Benji: You guys, this is an interesting fact. Joel dressed up like the Karate Kid seven years in a row.
Joel: Hey, I like, uh, Mr. Miagi, I was Mr. Miagi.
Benji: No, you were the Karate Kid.
Joel: Oh.
Benji: Anyways, uh, thought you might wanna know that.
"Wah, wah, the government's wrong!" - Benji (on political punk)
"We must educate the children!" - Benji (on political punk)
"Hug a tree!" - Benji (on political punk)
"Let's have a protest!" - Benji (on political punk)
Benji: And then...
Joel: No 'and then'!
Benji: And then...
Joel: NO 'AND THEN'!
Benji: Do you think Pamela Anderson has a sister?
Joel: If she did, she wouldn't be interested!
Benji: Joel fell off the stage. He tripped.
Joel: ...This is the new vid--
Benji: It's his new most embarrassing moment ever.
Joel: Shut up... No, you are my most embarrassing moment ever.
"Rock out like dudes. Like Kittie. They rock out like dudes." - Joel
Benji (talking about the Vines) (in a snobby voice): Kelly Osbourne loves this band. She was telling me when we were hanging out.
Joel: Shut up... You weren't hanging out!
Joel (reading post): This post comes from GCChick20.
Benji: Joel's old screen name!
Benji (talk about System of a Down): Those guys are rich!
Joel: That's good. That's not all that matters.
Benji: They got cars.
Joel: That's not all that matters, ok? (starts talking about next video)
Benji: All that matters is fame and money!
Joel: Shut up... Ok, um, enough... Enough, all right?
Benji: All right.
"We're gonna start things off with Joel's favorite song, 'Hero', from Chad Kroeger and Josey Scott." - Benji
Joel: For some reason I don't think it's kids running the billboard charts. I think it's a bunch of guys... older guys.
Benji: A bunch of old dudes.
Joel: In suits.
Benji (after Joel reads a post): Anything on there about how much we suck??
Joel: No... No, it's actually a real post from someone that actually likes us!
"Whenever we get back we'll have more videos for you, including The Strokes, Sevendust, and Joel and I are gonna have a fist fight!" - Benji
"For a complete list of tour dates, go on mtv.com but wait 'till we go to a commercial or Joel starts talking, 'cause he goes on." - Benji
Benji: This is All Things Rock, I'm Benji. This is Joel and, um, this is my show and, uh, Joel's hangin' out... and, uh... It's nice to have you here, Joel! (pats Joel's shoulder)
Joel: Thanks!
Joel: Later.
Benji: Aren't you gonna say 'peace'??
Joel: Peace.
Joel: If you thought we were skipping through the mtv.com message board...
Benji: YOU WERE WRONG!!
Joel: Wrong...
Benji: We'd never skip the message board!
Benji (reading post): Some nice person decided to post a little poll on who should get fired, me or Joel. A little contest of something.
Joel: This should be funny.
Benji: Yeah... Well, 1% says that Joel should get fired...
Joel: Ha ha ha...
Benji: 1% says that I should get fired. That's 2%. The other 98% of people say that we should both get fired, that we suck, we don't know what we're doing, we don't belong on MTV, we're no good... We look bad...
Joel: OK, OK!!
"Does it piss you off? That men are better than women!?" - Benji
"This is my show. I'm Benji, this is my little helper, Joel." - Benji
Benji: Joel likes legos.
Joel: (nods his head and smiles)
"Stay with us or we'll have our feelings hurt." - Benji (while going to commercial) (both make sad puppy face)
Joel: This post comes from Devilfromhell... That's her screenname?
Benji: That's right, Devilfromhell.
Joel: Devilfromhell.
Benji: Satan!
"We're sorry that Satan's your sister." - Benji (replying to post)
Joel: This is from Puddle of Mudd, it's their...
Benji: SATAN'S BAND!
Joel: Yeah, that's right.
Benji (talking about Jimmy Eat World): That means they're almost rich. Platinum rich.
Joel: Ha ha ha, shut up.
"Surfin' the web on someone else's board." - Benji
"Silence TRL crowd!" - Joel
"In fifth grade I made a mosaic out of noodles." - Benji
"Tom Cruise is dreamy." - Joel
"That was shameless, Joel. Shameless." - Benji
"Oh, we're not from New York. How'd we get in there?" - Benji
"I am Skeleton Kid!" - Benji
Benji: Queens of the Stone Age... This is a song off their new album, Songs for the Deaf, and that album was released--
Joel: What was that?
Benji: Songs for the Deaf, Joel.
Joel: For me?
Benji: Aw, that's not funny.
"Our friends Mest are out there, R. Kelly's out there, who knows what he's doing..." - Benji
Benji: Up next we've got a video from Andrew W.K. You know, the mystery surrounding Andrew W.K. is what does the 'W.K.' stand for?
Joel: Everyone wants to know.
Benji: Who knows?
Joel: Who cares?
Benji: Where's Korn?
Joel: What kind of name is it?
Benji: William...K...K!
Joel: Who knows? Well, you know what? It actually doesn't stand for any of those. It actually just stands for Wilkes Krier. That's his last name.
Benji: Sorry to disappoint you, but if you want to come up with your own little meaning, go ahead. Go ahead. I'm sure we'll see it on the All Things Rock message board...
Benji: Change the channel and die!
Joel: That's right.
Benji: Before we get into the next video, Joel here's going to read a post from the All Things Rock message board.
Joel: That's right. This post is coming from lilbubbles009. Good, good screen name, I really like it.
Benji: Yeah, it's great.
Joel: This is questions for boys, so all you boys out there listen up and you can answer along. I'm going to read these to Benj and he's going to answer. So, uh, number one. Why don't boys like girls with glasses?
Benji: Can't see well.
Joel: Uh, why don't boys like girls who are short?
Benji: Not tall enough.
Joel: Uh, what about girls who are quiet?
Benji: Can't hear 'em.
Joel: If you had to be stranded on a deserted island for the rest of your life, would you take a Playboy Playmate or the Time Magazine Woman of the Year with you?
Benji: Neither, I'd take a guy named Joe.
Joel: Piercings or no?
Benji: Uh, yeah, sure.
Joel: Hoochie or punk?
Benji: Um, hoochie. No, punk. No, hoochie? Hoochie? No, punk.
Joel: Well, there you go, there you go, there you go lilbubbles. I hope that answered all your questions.
Benji: I heard the show was a hot one. (talking about a Jimmy Eat World concert in Arizona to raise money for firefighters)
Joel: Bad joke.
Benji: Yeah, not funny. Serious subject.
Joel: Let's play the video. It's Jimmy Eat World with 'Sweetness'--
Benji: I always take it too far.
Benji: I had a wonderful time hanging out here at Navy Pier in Chicago.
Joel: Very nice, pleasant.
Benji: It's been a really pleasant evening.
Joel: It's been beautiful.
Benji: Pleasant, really pleasant.
Joel: (sighs) Let's move on.
Joel: That's trippy, man.
Benji: It's trippy. That's far out.
Joel: Far out.
Benji: So anyways...
Joel: Groovy.
Joel: My name is Joel. This is Benji, my brother.
Benji: I hate you.
"I'm gonna read it, but if I mess up, this is just a practice time." - Benji
"Wow, Joel, that's a lot of videos to live up to!" - Benji
Joel: And the Hives are from Australia.
Benji: Dude, they're from Sweden.
Joel(referring to Jimmy Eat World): I hope they play at my wedding.
Benji: They won't Joel, you'll never get married.
Joel: The guys in Chevelle say they're having second thoughts about their name, which was taken from the classic Chevy muscle car, the Chevy Chevelle, which I really love.
Benji: I like the Chevelle.
Joel: Now why would you question a name like Chevelle?
Benji: I don't know. Why?
Joel: A cool name like Chevelle, when it could be worse. You could have a band named after a children's book about a little girl. A book you never even read. A book like Good Charlotte. And then you have to answer all these questions about why, what's the significance of your name, when you really don't know, you were just fifteen and you named the band. And now you're bigger...
Benji: And you got a mohawk and tattoos and you're named after a little girl. It could be worse guys, Chevelle's an okay name.
Joel: Don't cry about it. It's all good.
Joel: Tons of you guys have been voking...
Benji: Voking, yeah. We made it up. It's a mixture of voting and joking.
Joel: We're gettin' royal on yo' ass... from England!
Benji: Gettin' royal...
Joel: On yo' ass!
"Bloody England!" - Joel
"I hear these guys worship the devil..judge for yourself." - Benji (on the All-American Rejects)
"The same thing happened to me. I thought 'YMCA' was about, uh, about man-boy love, and, uh, it turned out to be just about a popular place for kids to hang out. Ruined it for me." - Benji (after saying why the lead singer of AFI doesn't tell people the meanings of their songs)
Joel: And this is our show on MTV, where we play videos for you guys, but you prob--
Benji: The kids think we’re on drugs.
Joel: --ably already know that. We’re not. Anyways...
"I agree, I think sometimes, Grammy's are fixed... *cough* John Mayor..." - Benji
Benji(talking about Stevo’s prank phone calls): He is really good. One time me and him prank called Joel, and he pretended like he was a girl and Joel got all excited 'cause girls never call him and it was really funny.
Joel: That was you guys?
Benji: Yeah. (introduces 'Hell Song') Joel: But we had phone sex!
Benji(talking about the AAR and hurley contest): I like Hurley stuff, I actually wear it all the time.
Joel: They have good boxers.
Benji: All right, anyways... Imagine, gliding down the river with the AAR, and Joel behind them going, "I love you guys, I love you!" Uh, that’d be great, that’d be so much fun. Joel: Do you always have to make fun of me?
Benji: Yes.
Joel: This is the final video that we’re gonna to play tonight...
Benji: ...and Disturbed hates us and they want to kill us.
Joel: Yes, that’s true but, uh...
Benji: 'Cause I supposedly made fun of them on one of the shows, and I wasn’t making fun of them, I was just, I thought the 'wa-ah-ah-ah' thing was kinda funny, you know.
Joel: We didn’t even play a Disturbed video tonight, why are you talking about it? (even though they did play one...)
Benji: I was just thinking about it.
Joel: Okay.
Benji: 'Cause I saw a Sisturbed shirt earlier.
Joel: Well, anyways, yes we’re gonna play the last video on our show, believe it or not.
Benji: Do we not have enough war in the world, man?
Joel: Shut up.
Benji: All right.
Joel: Yeah... This is our show, by the way, so we can talk about anything we want. Can you believe MTV gave our dumb asses a show?
Benji: No.
Joel: And now we have the power to play our own videos! (goes to 'The Anthem')
Joel: I'm Joel and this is Benji. Benji: Benjamin.
Joel: We’re from the band Good Charlotte, Benjamin.
Benji: Thank you.
Joel: Sorry, sorry about that.
Benji: I like to go by my full name now it’s, uh, more mature.
Joel: Right.
Benji(introducing Godsmack video): Here they are from Boston... (in a Boston accent) Godsmack with 'Make Me Believe'.
Joel: Thank you guys for hanging out with us, have a great night, sorry about my brother, peace. (pausees) Oh, and thanks to Lit for letting us come here. You know what? I wanna thank the cue card girl and the camera girl...
Benji: Oh wait, I said the wrong video, this is Godsmack 'Straight Out Of Line'. Peace.
Joel: You know what? That’s why we’re the worst VJs on MTV. Have a great night.
Benji(talking bout AAR website): They’ve got a little video of them getting tattooed up there.
Joel: Ooh, let me tell!
Benji: Tell, Joel.
Joel: They got 'AAR' tattooed on their chests.
Benji: All-American Retards?
Joel: No, All-American Rejects.
Benji: Oh, ok.
Joel: Which is what you are.
Benji: I'm a reject.
Joel: Shut up... Anyways, they have their shirts off and--
Benji: I'm just kidding, I like the All-American Rejects, I was joking, it was a joke.
Joel: Stop.
Benji: All right.