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| Joel |
"Yeah and your teeth are clenched together and you're like, 'It's cool, man. I'm fine.'" - Joel (on getting painful tatoos)
"I love all women!" - Joel
"Ohhh, the scalp massage. It's good. It's a good five minutes on the crown area. It's great." - Joel
"I got kicked out of class so much and it wasn't fair because I was just talking. In class, if there was a pretty girl, I would just try to talk [to her] all the time. I like to talk, especially to girls. And I got kicked out of class all the time. The teacher would be like 'All right, stop,' and I'd be like 'Okay,' and keep talking. Then I'd try to impress her and it wouldn't really work. I'd get kicked out for trying to be funny, like they'd call me up to read and I'd read the wrong thing. I didn't take high school very seriously." - Joel
"Benji's the evil twin." - Joel
"One time I wanted to ask this girl to a dance, it was homecoming or something. I was too nervous because I get a little shy sometimes. Benj is definitely outspoken and I was like 'Call her and say you're me,' 'cause we sound alike. He called and asked her to the dance for me. She said no [laughs] ." - Joel
"We're just like Ying and Yang, me and him, like night and day sometimes." - Joel (on Benji)
"If I were in that pit, I'd be making out with every one of you. " - Joel
"This is a really intimate gathering... (pause, something flys up on stage) ...So intimate in fact, that someone just threw their bra up on stage!" - Joel
"So I wanna see all of you making out during this song." - Joel
Fan: Dude, your brother's an ass.
Joel: Hey, if you're going to diss my brother then I'm out of here... [leaves]
"I gotta go brush my teeth!" - Joel
"We got Paul over here sportin' the Ravens. And we got Billy over here rockin' 'Nightmare Before Christmas.'" - Joel
"I would have sex with Britney and make out with Christina, 'cause you know she's gonna have drama the next day." - Joel
"That's because there is no beer or ladies waiting!" - Joel
"The shit really hit the fan!" - Joel
"We really brought down the house tonight!" - Joel
"I'm feeling this crowd so much, I think I'm going to stand in it." - Joel
"How erotic." - Joel
"I don't want to see anyone leaving single tonight. I want everyone to leave impregnated." - Joel
"We represent Waldorf... Well, I know Charlotte Hall... Trinity Church Road... Yeah we love Waldorf..." - Joel
"Paul is 21. He's growing up." - Joel
"You just witnessed... Did you hear when he was talking? He talks over everyone. Your guys' little egos would be bumping like bumper cars, talking over each other all the time." - Joel (talking about Graeme and Benji)
"A girl bit me once, she walked up and bit me! And for the record, I hated it. And one girl licked me." - Joel
"We're a hair band now." - Joel
"Benji had definitely been called a freak. I mean, I've been called a freak, too, but he's definitely more freaker than I am." - Joel
"Go back to the circus, FREAK!!" - Joel
"Benji thinks fate will one day bring him and Britney Spears together... He seriously does!" - Joel
"Let me finish singing this song about how poor I was, and then I'll get back to you!" - Joel
"Music is supposed to be an escape. It's supposed to be somewhere you go, where you can be yourself, or be whatever you want to be." - Joel
"You just cursed on the radio!" - Joel
"He put Bengay on my nuts!" - Joel
"People think that I'm a really outgoing person because of how I am on stage. But I'm not. I'm really shy." - Joel
"Yes, I am pimpin' this coat, thank you very much." - Joel
"I was in Menudo." - Joel
"I would never sign to a label called Death Row." - Joel
"He's like a little brother to us all. We like to pick on him, all of us, you know, like brothers do." - Joel (on Billy)
"In 10th grade, I kissed your girlfriend. But don't worry, I didn't like it. She used too much tongue." - Joel
"Now you have something for all your hamsters to play with!" - Joel (in response to the stuffed hamster we gave Billy)
"That's 'skater' with an 8 and 'boy' with an i! Like totally!" - Joel
"They think I'm funny, Mom!" - Joel
"Is that you, Santa?" - Joel
Girl: Joel! Take your shirt off!
Joel: You take off yours!
"G to the mother fuckin C!" - Joel
"I dated an Amish girl once. Esther, if you're out there...I love you."
"Hold up, we were just singing this song about how poor we were when his cell phone rings!" - Joel
"We are saying some deep things, but we still wanna keep 'em to where you don't get depressed." - Joel
"Benji sucks!" - Joel
JT: (after receiving Made sticker)Is this you?
Joel: Yeah.
JT: Are you a gangster band?
Joel: No, not exactly, but I'm a gangster!
"Every other guy I know had his first kiss when he was 12." - Joel
"This is a little awkward, isn't it?" - Joel
"We vandalize things!" - Joel
"Well, I got all the heys!" - Joel
"Hey, these gloves were two dollars!" - Joel
"These are...nice socks..." - Joel (while at Wet Seal)
"And then there was this, there was this one time that we ran around and knocked on everyone's door then ran" - Joel
"I didn't get lessons of any kind, I slept through school." - Joel
You know, this is a good opportunity to make out with a security guard. They're not all assholes, they're actually pretty nice." - Joel
"I wanna make out with every single person in this room... You..and you...and you over there..." - Joel
"You can only start a boy band if you kill one of the other ones already out there." - Joel
"15-year-olds singing about asses. Doesn't get any better than that." - Joel
"This song is for the girls in [insert your town here], because they mess with your head." - Joel
"Good Charlotte is anger management teen angst." - Joel
"This one's for all you emo and skater kids, we know you're sensitive." - Joel (on 'Motivation Proclamation')
"You can call him Benjamin... That's what Mama calls him." - Joel
"It's by ourself and it's titled by us." - Joel
"Look what you did, you just made me say 'badass buffalo' five times." - Joel
"Walking all along the...grass, you told me...ah y'all I forgot the words..." - Joel (during Seasons)
"Yeah I hurt my finger, does anyone have a Band-Aid?" - Joel
"You were the one who gave me those boxers? I wondered where they came from, I wear those! Although, I'm not a big fan of flannel, it gets a little hot down there, if you know what I mean..." - Joel
"Okay, now, who stole my wallet?" - Joel
"Waldorf is a helluva town!" - Joel
"Yeah yeah, that was a traumatic experience, he's so awful, god awful. Especially that solo thing he did. He needs to be burned alive!" - Joel, on meeting Nick Carter
"Thank you, Blanket." - Joel (on Ian from NFG)