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"Watch out, I might have rabies." - Paul
"Billy drives like an old grandma." - Paul
"Are you sure you don't want Joel's autograph instead?" - Paul
"You don't have to be athletically inclined to write down basketball scores." - Paul
"You want to come back to my house?" - Paul
"Don't get it wrong, we all hate their dad." - Paul
"People always ask me for a "Paul Hug"... What the HECK is that?" - P aul
Interviewer: If you couldn't be in a band, what would you do?
Paul: I'd be a farmer.
"Do we even play music?" - Paul
"You're what? S-s-s-sorry?" - Paul
Paul: St. Paul is not gay! He's very, very straight." - Paul
Guy: Okay, buddy, whatever you want to believe.
Paul: You're really starting to hurt my feelings.
"I dropped an anvil on Benji." -Paul
"He's a, um, a pit bull?" - Paul (about Cash)
"If you ever make me do that again, I will punch you in the face and make you bleed." - Paul
"I went from band member to extra like that. Story of my life." - Paul
"Practicing my moves!" - Paul
Random Girl: Paul come over here, I want some lovin'!
Paul: You want some lovin'? What am I, Your Whore?!